Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? It took him to my quiz page. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. I'm just bored. Math is so picky. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. I think. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". But true. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! I love owls. Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I need to find a topic. The world may never know. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. I'm not sure why. aSk anybody. the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. OH, SO SPLENDID!! | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Okay. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. *pauses* Oh. Yea*waits for applause* okay! The first part of the trip was fairly easy. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Here we go! And that's just what I can list from memory. But then, I'm meand you're you. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. Anyway, I'm gonna go. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. It will translate any thing, to anything else. i hate dress shoes. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. And most people don't even come here. I'll tell you. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). HA! | 1.69 KB, PHP | It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. Did it make more sense that this text? When you eat so much pineapple in a day. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Is it possible to make less sense? She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. It even SOUNDS weird. Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb - Funny. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. Or maybe not. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Seeya! Okay. Or whatever. Come on, think about it! I'm back again! I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. You gots extra money, don't you? Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. What ever shall I do? As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. I'm so happy! This has been a weird day. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. *yawn* I'm back. THANKS FOR COMING! My evil, EVIL sister. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? But everything else I've said so far is true. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. Okay. At least it's over. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. This is because she memorizes the questions. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. Or maybe not. 4M followers. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Sometimes I crack myself up. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. But, you should know that, since you like reading. It's a time honored tradition. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. board and train for aggressive dogs; poundland pencil case; June 14, 2022 / / patron saint of those in mortal danger And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Anyway, seeya! My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. No! (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). It's like this. Which is what I'm about to do. Dec 13, 2019 - 453 points 8 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. I better go. shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. What I mean is, you wouldn't be very proud if the average person said that they just took a dookey on the toilet, and you wouldn't be very proud if they knew who fought against the Union in the Civil War. they were special wings. I'm tired. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. My sister. It looks right. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. 4e65c4 Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally . When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. Why can't I? Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? I want SOME free time. shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . Who would have thought I have this much free time? "Purified" water. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. Right? You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. Those are the best kind. Now I must take my leaveand remember. The distance between the two extremes of how much I could have won is 1000np, making me feel like I've won much more than if I'd played a normal game. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Who'da thought it? Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. School is taking its toll. That's why it MUST be EVIL! I'm gonna quit for now. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? It's not fair. mazie - dumb dumb Lyrics | Genius Lyrics I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. And so the week went by. My dude red. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. What must I do to rise above obscurity? It's okay. But that is false! Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. I thought it was. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? Especially since I don't have viewers. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Oh, well. I'm so very, very tired. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. I only signed up for a semester. MOOOO! That's right, a sword! I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. Clips. I'm leaving. Neo is told that he has two choices. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! This sound clip contains tags: ' 1 ', ' 2 ', ' 3 ', ' funny ', . And more than slightly embarassed. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. Fire is good. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. A lot has happened. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? Keep pressing it. Just like everyone else in my family. That's talent. Number One: I could have cured cancer. My calculator is nifty. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. With a shake, the future is revealed! There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! It sucks. This audio clip has been played 601 times and has been liked 10 times. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? Any way, that's it for now. There's more! I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? No? And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? JSON | Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. That's why. Seeya. What line of buisness, do you ask? If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow.